Emma Stone and MacFarlane to announce oscar nominations

[HollyG]

Stone should be hosting the fucking Oscars...that way she Hathherway to an Oscar in two years.

She was adorable last year.

[taloson]

I'm sure they'll be fun announcers, hopefully not like Neil Patrick Harris/Kristin Chenoweth go off on a tangent fun, but it should be a nice break from Tom "Helen A. Bonham Carter" Sherak.

However, absolutely nothing can top Salma Hayek in this classic nominations announcement for the 2006 awards:



So many moments:
Her classy "YES!" fistpump at Penelope Cruz getting a nom for Volver
The "aww, I'm so proud!" way she says "Will Smith"
"Guillermo Del Toro for Pan's Labyrinth! andpetermorganforthequeen kthxbye."
"For Best Foreign Film Language... ..."
"From Mexico Pan's Labyrinth!! andfromcanadawater kthxbye."
Her getting embarrassingly emotional announcing Babel as Best Picture

And of course, the collective cheers and gasps at Dreamgirls not getting nominated for Best Picture.

[Souler]

God, La Hayek is so insufferable. Thank God her friend got the career she could have had.

[crazyfists3600]

God, La Hayek is so insufferable. Thank God her friend got the career she could have had.

LOL, so much this.

[FredArtik]

I'm sure they'll be fun announcers, hopefully not like Neil Patrick Harris/Kristin Chenoweth go off on a tangent fun, but it should be a nice break from Tom "Helen A. Bonham Carter" Sherak.

LOL How hard is it to say Helena Bonham Carter? I will miss him dearly.

However, absolutely nothing can top Salma Hayek in this classic nominations announcement for the 2006 awards:


So many moments:
Her classy "YES!" fistpump at Penelope Cruz getting a nom for Volver
The "aww, I'm so proud!" way she says "Will Smith"
"Guillermo Del Toro for Pan's Labyrinth! andpetermorganforthequeen kthxbye."
"For Best Foreign Film Language... ..."
"From Mexico Pan's Labyrinth!! andfromcanadawater kthxbye."
Her getting embarrassingly emotional announcing Babel as Best Picture

And of course, the collective cheers and gasps at Dreamgirls not getting nominated for Best Picture.

This is a classic. Everything is over-the-top perfection.

[Cuculiza]

God, La Hayek is so insufferable. Thank God her friend got the career she could have had.

Well, she got the husband the other one could/will never have.

[Tracy]

I'll take Bardem and an Oscar over a rich old guy who'll probably dump her for a 30-year old in a few years.

[Souler]

Well, she got the husband the other one could/will never have.

She just had to settle for Javier Bardem instead of everybody's dream guy Rodney Dangerfield jr.?

[guany]

OMG, Sharon Stone. Can you imagine if she had to announce The Impossible as a Best Picture nominee? She'd probably repeat her comments on the earthquake in China and start screaming about how Thailand had it coming.

[crazyfists3600]

She just had to settle for Javier Bardem instead of everybody's dream guy Rodney Dangerfield jr.?

Yeah...I'm not even going to tell AD who I find more attractive.

[RRA]

So, since when if we read 'Stone' We have to think about that generic redhead? Sharon completely owns that last name in my books.

Why this hate at Emma? She's a terrific talent. It's not her fault why some of you didn't like that Spider-Man movie. Sheesh.

BTW, I'm up for a Sharon comeback. God knows many men (and young boys) owe her that at least for BASIC INSTINCT.

Oh and TOTAL RECALL.

"And besides, we're married!"
BANG
"Consider that a divorce."

~looking up wikipedia, I forgot she got an Oscar nod for CASINO. She deserved it just for doing that sex scene with Pesci.

[Lawrence of Africa]

All this not liking Emma Stone can stop now. I don't care about actresses as a rule, but if AD turns on her then I will flame war you all until nothing is left but ashes.

Sweetheart, that's what these gay men do for a living: bashing young and beautiful actresses.

[Bean]

Sweetheart, that's what these gay men do for a living: bashing young and beautiful actresses.

So it's up to the straight guys to stand up for the (fake) redheads they find foxy?

[Lawrence of Africa]

So it's up to the straight guys to stand up for the (fake) redheads they find foxy?

They constitute 99% of this forum, so they will (most probably) rake you through the coals. Good luck!!

[dlong5665]

Yes LoA because lord knows you've NEVER bashed a young beautiful actress. You're just perfect aren't you?

[livestockvan]

This gay man refuses to read Emma Stone hate, she's charming as hell.

[crazyfists3600]

LoA is straight?

[with_one_voice]

LoA is straight?

Lol no

[Donezo]

Stone should be hosting the fucking Oscars...that way she Hathherway to an Oscar in two years.

I would pay to see Sharon Stone host the Oscars. Maybe she could share some of her poetry in between categories.

[cdmc]

OMG, it is coming! Please do not rape the F5 button, people.