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    SCARY MOVIE 5 trailer

    No Anna Faris? BOO.



    What has more laughs: This trailer or C-SPAN? I can't decide.
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    Wow ... wow ... I mean I did not laugh once.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shooter_mcgavin View Post
    Wow ... wow ... I mean I did not laugh once.
    the last line
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    That was painfully unfunny. Then again, this type of movie has never been my thing.
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    Oh god, this is like genital herpes. Everytime you think you are done with that horrible & nasty stuff and it comes back anyway.

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    They should have ended it with Scary movie 2. Everyone knows it was only funny because of the Wayans brothers.

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    Also, when did Heather Locklear become Jennifer Coolidge?



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    hit me like a tom. Souler's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by babz View Post
    They should have ended it with Scary movie 2. Everyone knows it was only funny because of the Wayans brothers.
    #2 was pretty much the worst though.

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    Eh... Anna Faris and Regina Hall were the MVP of the franchise, if you ask me.

    Which is why I'm not seeing this.

    Leaving a screening of The Paperboy.

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    Looks equally as terrible as A Haunted House with Marlon Waynes. I was done with the Scary Movie films after #3, so this is a definite skip for me.

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    You know I thought how sad that David Zucker had fallen this far. From the "ZAZ" days with AIRPLANE! and TOP SECRET to....this. Eww. He also directed SM #3 and 4.

    Except he didn't direct this. Malcolm Lee (Spike's cousin) did. He helmed UNDERCOVER BROTHER, which I actually kinda liked. But this looks...not so good. Trailers for comedies usually cut in the best jokes. If those were the "best", oh lordy lordy...

    Anyway if your hearts were curious, TMZ have details on the Lohan cameo scene.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/22/lindsa...ovie-5-script/
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    Lindsay Lohan FURIOUS w/ 'Scary Movie 5'; Claims Producers Lied.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/23/lindsa...roducers-lied/
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    This is beyond. veritas's Avatar
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    Oh Lindsay, no...


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    Quote Originally Posted by veritas View Post
    Oh Lindsay, no...

    Gurl needs money.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonnie View Post
    Gurl needs money.
    I'm honestly surprised she hasn't done hardcore porn yet.
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    If I jump, would I survive? OscarsFan 2.3's Avatar
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    How do we know that was just a joke to draw people into the movie and it's STILL going to be a "Herbie" joke in the film?
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    Do I have to have seen the first four to be able to follow the plot in this?

    I seriously for a split second thought the guy who came in with the machine ("no, that side goes into your rectum", haha ) was Leonardo DiCaprio.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurelius View Post
    Do I have to have seen the first four to be able to follow the plot in this?
    Are you serious or sarcastic? Sometimes oneline I can't tell the difference.

    If the first, then no. These movies have as much plot as Tea Party members have intelligence.
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