They Think She Can: Anna Karenina & the Choo-Choo Love Train

[Dooby]

Riva, Mary-on, Annie Hath, J-Law, J-Chas, Mirren, Wally-Wallis, and Naomah....EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!

Ugh
Can't she get in on glamour alone?? I mean sweet Jesus who wouldn't want that on their red carpet

[erikdean]

I'll give KK one thing; she has nearly impeccable taste in couture.

[Dooby]

Andrew O'Hehir raves:

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/15/keir..._anna_karenina

Raves Keira:

Wright understands how to use Knightley’s remarkable angles and screen charisma to best effect, but it’s time to give this much-discussed and oft-derided actress her due. If Knightley began her career as an upper-crust ingénue type with a bone structure made for the movie screen, she’s more than that now. Her Anna is a complicated, powerful and vulnerable character caught between the romantic sensation of being swept away by passion and a consciousness that she’s an adult woman who has chosen the path toward catastrophe. I couldn’t help thinking that under the skin Anna is a sister to Sabina Spielrein, the sadomasochistic patient, lover and collaborator of Carl Jung whom Knightley played in “A Dangerous Method.”

He also dug Cloud Atlas right? A bit more adventurous than the others, this one.

[Lawrence of Africa]

I'll give KK one thing; she has nearly impeccable taste in couture.

I love you best when you are nice to Dame Keira.

[Lawrence of Africa]

Andrew O'Hehir raves:

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/15/keir..._anna_karenina

Raves Keira:



He also dug Cloud Atlas right? A bit more adventurous than the others, this one.

PERFECT!!!! The reception for the movie have been divisive, yes! But Dame Keira has received the best acclaim of her career.

[DirkDiggler]

Andrew O'Hehir raves:

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/15/keir..._anna_karenina

Raves Keira:



He also dug Cloud Atlas right? A bit more adventurous than the others, this one.

That's a big rave for Keira Knighley!

Maybe her chances aren't over after all.

[with_one_voice]

We invented sense of humour sweetie. Nice attempt but go home try again. The problem is, you are not, hmmm how do I put this mildly? you are simply not funny, not even remotely entertaining

When did I give you the impression that I cared whether you (or anyone) thought I was being funny/entertaining? I see you're comfortable up on your Anglophile soapbox again: if the Brits "invented" humor, how come you have none when it comes to anything about AK or Keira? Whenever someone makes a joke at the expense of KK or AK, instead of taking it in stride, you lash out or launch into one of your typical tirades featuring any of several recycled phrases from your bag of tricks. Unlike you, my goal here is not to be "entertaining", which I guess it is for you; do you think you're succeeding with that? All that your comments show is that you're incredibly thin-skinned & defensive (can't take a Keira joke), hypocritical (lambasting others for mocking your "Queen" but doing the same about other actresses), and a complete and utter caricature ("sis", "lawwd!", etc). Similar traits and language are not uncommon at AD and I've generally become immune to them, but if you're going to intervene and attack me anytime I do something that fits into your definition of "trolling", when I haven't even addressed you, just makes me wonder why you're so obsessed with me and rehashing the past? This is a thread about Anna Karenina: if I make a post mocking Dirk about how AK's reviews are mixed, it's all in good fun; I don't need the British gestapo barging in and blowing your whistle at me. At least Dirk knows how to take a joke.

[erikdean]

I see you're comfortable up on your Anglophile soapbox again: if the Brits "invented" humor, how come you have none when it comes to anything about AK or Keira?

Are you kidding, Keiramania is the funniest joke of them all!

[DirkDiggler]

Next up- This is 40MANIA... Or ApatowMANiA or MANNmania

Or .... We'll figure out a name.

[erikdean]

Next up- This is 40MANIA... Or ApatowMANiA or MANNmania

Or .... We'll figure out a name.

NotHappeningMania.

[Moviefreak]

NotHappeningMania.

But, is that what Keiramania should have been called as well?

[DirkDiggler]

NotHappeningMania.

ThisIsScriptMANIA?

[City Lights]

But, is that what Keiramania should have been called as well?

STOP IT. I AM DEAD. SLAYED.

CREMATED










but seriously. You are on a roll today.

[erikdean]

But, is that what Keiramania should have been called as well?

That's an umbrella name for all losermanias.

[Moviefreak]

STOP IT. I AM DEAD. SLAYED.

CREMATED










but seriously. You are on a roll today.

Should I spread your ashes over the atlantic?

[DirkDiggler]

Ok. Anna Karenina is green and at 62 right now on Metacritic right now. And both Rolling Stone and Salon haven't been added yet.

[erikdean]

Should I spread your ashes over the atlantic?

Probably the English Channel.

[Moviefreak]

Ok. Anna Karenina is green and at 62 right now on Metacritic right now. And both Rolling Stone and Salon haven't been added yet.

Well this changes...nothing.

[City Lights]

Probably the English Channel.

I was thinking Glenn Closes' lady pond, but I'll settle for Kate Winslet.

[Moviefreak]

I was thinking Glenn Closes' lady pond, but I'll settle for Kate Winslet.

This just brought back memories of Natalie Portman's cloaca.