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    Such a pretty monolith... Aaron Leggo's Avatar
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    SOME SPOILERY-ISH-NESS AHEAD.

    My jaw was on the floor last night. I finally saw Gertrud, Dreyer’s 1964 swan song that arrived 11 years after Ordet. I’ve now seen five Dreyer movies and hopefully it’s not too early to say that he’s become one of my favourite filmmakers of all time. I already loved the other four of his movies that I’ve seen and would probably still rank Ordet at the top, but Gertrud left me reeling. Just doing an image search for my new siggie was an emotional experience as I looked over the indelible imagery of this profoundly poignant picture. I’m in awe of this one. It’s such a strikingly sad depiction of love and loneliness, communicated with some of the most astonishing two-person compositions I’ve ever seen.

    The shot in my siggie is so eerily, achingly expressive. The movie is mostly a series of lengthy conversations, often between just two people who spend each scene doing everything but look at each other. It’s a simple, though incredibly effective way to define the loneliness of lost love, one-sided love, withered love. The characters are almost always conversing, but it’s like their emotional separation has become a physical one, too. The shot in my siggie takes on unique meaning then because it literally separates the characters by making them exist in different physical realities. In that shot, Gabriel Lidman is in front of the camera, while Gertrud is actually behind it, completely contained within the mirror.

    That separation is interesting as it is, but it’s even more fascinating because of how it plays with the notion of looking at each other. The actual image in my siggie shows them looking away from their actual selves, instead conversing between man and mirror. But the majority of that shot actually has Lidman facing Gertrud, which should be a sign of connection, but instead remains eerily lonely because the image of Gertrud in the mirror that we see suggests that in the context of the shot, they’re once again not facing each other. You can see that beyond the ornate mirror and the candles, there’s nothing else in the shot. It’s a pretty plain wall for the most part, so we’re once again drawn to these characters that dominate the image, which only makes the sad separation that much more uncomfortable and disquieting.

    I found the entire experience of watching Gertrud to be strangely hypnotic. Dreyer’s great achievement is that the movie is a series of alienating conversations and yet the movie isn’t actually alienating itself. It pulls us into these relationships and lets us be crushed by the weight of their longing. I found the epilogue to be a surprising and engaging way to conclude the movie. We see Gertrud so many years later, learn that she did indeed go to Paris and had many an adventure with Axel Nygren, but we’re not privy to much more information than that. The big final conversation unfolds mainly in a tight shot with the two actors facing each other, so there’s some suggestion that they’ve forged a connection that will stand the test of time, that there’s happiness and genuine love between them. But of course, we’re left with only pieces of the past to try to put the puzzle together. A powerfully mysterious conclusion to an immensely impressive and movingly meticulous film.

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    Senior Member Jeff Beachnau's Avatar
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    Don't worry, I didn't go on a movie watching binge for a week, these reviews are the span of about 2 months, I've just been lazy in writing my reviews until now.


    Flight ** / *****
    The opening act of this film is amazing with the crash, a disturbing and extremely well shot and edited. Unfortunatley the rest of this movie really sucked and was very boring and everyone was pretty one dimensional. Denzel was fine in this, but his character was pretty boring forgettable, as can be said with pretty much everyone else. I hated the way so much of the film tried to shock the audience by revealing Denzel had alcohol with him, he'd be driving a car for a bit, then would lift his arm to drink a beer, just to let us know he's been drinking. Or he'd be working on a car in this garage and would set down a dirty rag and pick up a can or beer. And the scene near the end with the hotel room next to his was horribly written and edited. And of course, my theater audience ate up the whole movie, especially that scene I just described, they cheered when he put the cap back on the bottle and they gasped when he swiped it back. Hell, when he showed up drunk to his family and the son started yelling at him the audience cheered for the son. And of course, they cheered when the movie ended with that that tacked on finale. This movie blew, apart from the crash and the cancer patient in the stairwell, it's not worth watching.

    Batman Returns ***** / *****
    Another awesome addition to the Batman series and once again I listened to the, you know, commentary by, you know, Tim Burton. It's a good listen, especially hearing the stuff about Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken, and of course, adding the line about Bruce yelling at Alfred about letting Vicky into the Batcave. And, just like Hocus Pocus, this is the first time I saw the film after having worked with actor Doug Jones who played one of the clowns in this, so it was great seeing him in his small role (I remember him telling me a story that he got hired because of his flexibility). All of the characters in this are perfect, even the minor roles, they're all so memorable.

    Batman ***** / *****
    The first and my favorite of the Batman series (including the Nolan films), it's also one of my favorite film. Sure, a lot of it has to do with the fact that I grew up with the film and it's one of the first movies I owned, but that's beside the point, it's jsut areally terrific and entertaining film. I listened to Tim Burton's commentary, and this is the first time I've listened to his commentaries. While he does have interesting thins to say, my god, I'm not exaggerating when I say that every other sentence he says is "you know" it became pretty distracting. But anyway, it was fun to finally hear what the director of one of my favorite films had to say about the making of the movie. I especially like his tale about Jack Palance and how he was terrified of the actor.

    Batman and Robin *** / *****
    Sure, it's cheesy, and it is a pretty bad movie, but once you can get past all of that, it is entertaining to watch in a so bad it's good kind of way. Like Batman Forever, I listened to Schumacher's commentary. And, once again, he's great to listen to. What I love about this commentary is that he knows a lot of people hate this movie and he says right out that he's the one to blame, don't blame the actors or the writer, etc, if the movie is bad, blame the director. But then he goes on about fun stories and trivia, it really does make you look at the film in a new way. Anyway, by itself, yeah, the movie sucks, and despite by Joel says, I do blame Akiva for the screenplay, pariticular everything regarding Batgirl. But whatever.

    Batman Forever *** 1/2 / *****
    I've seen this movie a ton of times, I listened to the commentary by Joel Schumacher. Schumacher always gives great commentaries, he has fun stories and trivia about the making of the film and is always extremely complimentary of everyone and I love that he keeps in touch with his cast and crew. Unlike a lot of director commentaries who just sort of explain what's taking place, Joel is fun to listen to and actually has interesting things to say. As far as the movie goes, I was 9 when I first saw it, I was obsessed with it back then, so I can never really say anything bad about it. And it does have good sets, costumes, and cinematography.

    Cloud Atlas ***** / *****
    I didn't know a thing about this film, just that the actors play multiple roles (I didn't even know all of the cast until I saw the movie) and I'm glad I didn't know anything. It's certainly an impressive film, a risky attempt at a different sort of epic. I can understand the criticism toward the film, and believe me, I know some of the makeup sucks, but I didn't care. I was drawn into the film and didn't mind the length at all. The ensemble was excellent, but I think Ben Whishaw and James D'Arcy were best in show. I thought the editing was excellent, the way the stories were spliced together. And the score was incredible, one of my favorites of recent years.

    The Town That Dreaded Sundown ** 1/2 / *****
    I wasn't really a fan of this film. Sure, there were a couple creepy moments, mainly the scene near the end in the cornfield, and the killer's generic hooded mask is an effective scare, but the filmmaking is very dated. The story takes place in the 40s, and the narration comes across as a 40s detective movie, and it was pretty distracting. Rather than saying stuff like "the townsfolk were afraid to walk the streets after the sun went down" was too much like reading a newspaper article, it would have been better to have shown a quick montage or something. And man, there were some very cheesy 70s music/characters, especially Spark Plug (heck, he even has a Dukes of Hazzard car chase scene). Ben Johnson is good, but that's to be expected, but some of the acting was pretty bad, particularly the actress who got stabbed wit the trumpet. It's a good case, and with a better production I think it could have been a really good movie. but overall, it just felt like a 70s TV movie to me.

    Evil Dead ***** / *****
    It's actually been quite a few years since I saw it, so it was fun to rewatch it, especially on Halloween day (though oddly, I watched it while giving platelets at the Red Cross). I haven't seen the trailer for the remake that's coming out soon, and I don't know how I feel about it, but as far as the original goes it's perfect and a great example of how you can make a horror film with such a simple concept and not rely on cgi or a big budget. Bruce Campbell is of course the man, and it's always great watching the movie and seeing Sam Raimi and beat the hell out him by throwing him around in the forest, dumping blood and guts on him, and doing other crazy things to him. I listened to some of the commentary with Sam and Rob Tapert and it was hiliarious hearing about the making of the movie. And of course, I have a soft spot for this film because Sam and Rob are fellow Michigan State alumni where I went to college and we all had the same film professor, Bill Vincent. Now I need to rewatch Evil Dead II again.

    Scary Movie **** / *****
    First and probably the best of the series (it's close between this and Scary Movie 4), the Wayans brothers really did a hilarious job with this, spoofing Scream and the other horror movies of the late 90s. It's been a few years since I saw this, so watching it again it's great laughing at some of the scenes I'd forgotten, but it's odd that the movie's only a little over a decade old and already is pretty dated (wazzzuuupppp!). Regina Hall in the movie theater is absolutely brilliant, one of the best comedic scenes of the 00's, it never gets old and I still cry laughing every time I watch it.

    Citadel *** 1/2 / *****
    Interesting horror/thriller from the UK about a young man who suffers from agoraphobia after he, his wife, and child were attacked by unkown people/things. Now alone with his infant child, he was is constantly afraid to go anywhere and keeps fearing the attackers will return. Some creepy moments, it reminds me a lot of David Cronenberg's The Brood (I wouldn't be surprised if the director was inspired by that film/payed homa to it). Pretty dark throughout, good mood to it, but I think the final act goes a bit too action/suspense. Still, it's a decent movie, a nice low budget indie horror that's worth a look.

    Monster Squad **** / *****
    It was Halloween season, so I had to rewatch this classic 80s comedy. I listened to the commentary with the director and stars of the film. And as usual, commentaries with the stars of the film, particularly when they were young at the time, are always great to listen to. It was a lot of fun listening to their experiences on the making of the movie, I especially liked the girl saying how the scene at the end when Dracula had the red eyes and fangs really freaked her the hell out and the screaming was real. I wish more of the squad was there for the commentary (unfortunately Horace died in the early 90s), but for having only 3 of them there it was still a fun listen. And of course, the movie is always fun to watch, such a simple story made into a great 80s cult film.

    Moon **** 1/2 / *****
    Excellent movie, an underrated film and Sam Rockwell gives one of the best performances of 2009. I listened to the commentary with director Duncan Jones and the producer and it was pretty good. There were some interesting stories, especially regarding Sam's acting and his time on set. And they're the kind of commentators who like to point out some of their mistakes and continuity errors that they made which are amusing to hear. It's a really great movie though, a creative screenplay, a very good score by Clint Mansell, and an impressive directorial debut by Jones.

    Moonrise Kingdom ***** / *****
    Extermely fun Wes Anderson film with a great ensemble, everyone seems to be having a great time making it. What I always love about Wes Anderson films are all the random props and and background stuff and characteristics everyone has, and this film is filled with them. Luckily I didn't really know anything about this before I saw it, so I was in for a lot of great laughs and surprises. I was gonna say "so and so is my favorite character" but then I kept thinking of everyone in the movie, even the minor characters are memorable (I especially loved all of the troop members, particularly Lazy Eye). Great music, hilarious and well paced story, and perfectly bizarre moments. This will be one of my favorites of 2012 and one of my favorite Anderson film.

    Bernie **** / *****
    I really didn't know anything about this movie just that it starred Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. I didn't know Richard Linklater directed it and I didn't even know it was part documentary (in fact, for a good portion of the film I didn't realize those were the actual people being interviewed, I just thought they were good actors). A very funny and very good film, I know it only came out ealier this year, but it's an underrated film and I wish it had gotten more attention. Black gives a great performance as the title character, he really gives it his all, and MacLaine is a lot of fun as the evil old lady who falls for Black. Luckily I didn't know a think about this story, so I didn't know the outcome and aftermath, so it was great to watch everything take place. A really entertaining film.

    Argo **** 1/2 / *****
    Luckily I didn't know much about this film before I saw it so it was great to be surprised by the way this plot unfolded and the suspense throughout. A very impressive film from Ben Affleck, the best of his directorial films so far. The opening sequence was extremely well shot and edited, it glued me to the screen and I was hooked the entire film. It's also a great ensemble, and of course John Goodman and Alan Arkin were great casting choices, they were a lot of fun. This is one of those great examples of a film where you know the eventual outcome of the story and yet you're still in suspense with so many sequences.

    Hocus Pocus **** / *****
    I've seen this movie a million times and watch it every Halloween, it's just so funny and so much fun. I know every scene, every line of dialogue, I can't help it, it's just so rewatchable. Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker are priceless in this, and of course I Put a Spell on You is a classic Halloween scene. It was great watching it this year because it was my first time seeing it since working with actor Doug Jones who played Billy Butcherson. While Bette, Kathy, and Sarah are gold, I still think Jay and Ice are my favorite characters in the film. Word to the wise, this a very difficult movie to play a drinking game to, you'll easily get wasted.

    Wolf **** / *****
    With Halloween season in the air, I watched a bunch horror movies, and it's been a couple years since I saw Wolf. An underrated film directed by Mike Nichols and starring Jack Nichols as the title character, it's a great modern telling of the werewolf story. Sure, it's a bit slow going, but it's very well made and has a fun ensemble. I remember when the movie was first released I was around 9 years old and could never get used to the nerd from Stargate playing the villain in this. Cool makeup effects by Rick Baker and a very good score by Ennio Morricone.

    Clue ***** / *****
    I've seen this movie countless times, and now that I live in Los Angeles, I attend the annual Clue Live show performed by Sins of the Flesh who perform Rocky Horror every week. Of course, the movie is hysterical, a brilliant ensemble and pretty much every single line/scene is priceless. But seeing it on the big screen with an audience participating in the jokes and laughing throughout the whole film and watching actors recreate every moment on stage, it's a blast.

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop *** 1/2 / *****
    I won't lie, I enjoy this movie, I guess it's a guilty pleasure of mine. Yeah, I know, it's stupid, it's cheesy, but I laugh at it. Plus whenever I see it I can't help but think of this essay I saw the year it was released claiming it was the most important film of that year comparing it to Dawn of the Dead and the current state of American consumers etc, it was quite a funny read. Anyway, this movie is easy to watch, has some funny moments, and it's just a harmless movie. I listened to the commentary with the director and Kevin James and it's actually pretty hilarious. It's especially great whenever James points out the absurd moments throughout, continuity errors, or times he was injured (the scene with the villain shooting the mannequin in particular was very funny). Anyway, make fun of me all you like, but I enjoy it.

    Air Force One **** / *****
    I've seen this movie a ton of times (in fact, this is tied with a couple other films as the movie I've seen the most times in the theater). It's been a couple years since I last saw it and with the election season in full swing I wanted to be reminded what a great president is like. Great action film with Harrison Ford playing the president who of course kicks ass fighting terrorists who have taken over Air Force One. Well cast film, a lot of great moments throughout, Gary Oldman playing a typical great over the top villain, and Glenn Close doing a great job as the VP. I listened to the commentary with director Wolfgang Petersen (and I believe the producer) which was pretty good. Not an amazing commentary, but there were some good moments, throughout, I particularly liked hearing that Gary Oldman is fun on set and can immediately go from being his evil character to joking around right when they yell "cut". Oh, and a great score by Jerry Goldsmith.

    Loneliness of a Long Distance Runner **** / *****
    Good movie directed by Tony Richardson and starring Tom Courtenay as a troubled youth who is sent to a reform school for robbing a bakery. It's a well acted film with believable performances from everyone, and it's very nicely edited, showing Courtenay's time at the school as well as flashbacks leading up to getting caught. While it was a good film I wasn't extremely interested the whole way through, I think I preferred the scenes at the school, I wanted more confrontations between Courtenay and Michael Redgrave. I did however love the final race, it was a great ending. Overall, it was very good, but I just wanted a bit more.

    The Seed of Chucky *** 1/2 / *****
    Sure, not everyone likes this one, but I think it's a lot of fun. Even crazier than Bride of Chucky, because this one tries to be even campier, sort of going the real life/filmmaking route and incorporating it into the Chucky universe. Billy Boyd plays the offspring of Dourif and Tilly, odd yet entertaining casting choice and I can't help but laugh at all of his facial expressions, he's such an intentionally ugly seed. Certainly not the best of the series, but it's still fun. And I listened to the commentary with the director and Jennifer Tilly and, like The Bride of Chucky's commentary, there were some fun stories and it's also funny listening to Tilly talk about her experiences with this series.

    The Bride of Chucky *** 1/2 / *****
    It's been a while since I've seen this movie, so long in fact that I didn't even realize the brilliant actress Katherine Heigl stars in it. Of course, this one goes much more the comedic route than the previous films in the series, and I don't mind at all. Jennifer Tilly is a great addition and seems to be having a great time. In fact, I listened to the commentary for this film with the director, Tilly, and Brad Dourif and indeed, they all did have a great time making the movie. Fun scenes throughout, great stories in the commentary, and there are some great deaths (the semi-truck). Glad I revisited this one.

    Child's Play 3 ** 1/2 / *****
    So so sequel to the Chucky series, probably the least memorable of the series, mainly because it's a pretty lazy plot idea and some dull deaths throughout. But, like Child's Play 2, at least it has a fun finale at an amusement park. And while I watched this all the time when I was young as well, I can admit that it's not a very good movie, but whatever, it's not mean to be a masterpiece so I can forgive it. Looking back, there really aren't that many deaths in this movie and the ones thare are there aren't very good. Oh well, at least it's a pretty short movie.

    Child's Play 2 *** 1/2 / *****
    I used to watch this all the time when I was younger, a great sequel in the Chucky series. Pretty much the same exact plot as the first one (they even used the same kid from the first one). Of course, I've got a soft spot for this film because of a prank I pulled on my brother when he was 3 years old that is sort of related to this movie (to summarize it, I'm a horrible brother, and Christine Elise can confirm this). The final scene in the toy factory is extremely awesome and very memorable. There are also some pretty good deaths throughout. And I remember being extremely shocked to find out later that the foster dad in this is also the voice of Franklin in The Critic.

    Dust Up *** 1/2 / *****
    My friend Ward Roberts directed this movie, a action/comedy/western about a guy with an eyepatch and his Native American friend who get involved with a druglord and crazy stuff ensues. For a low budget feature film, it's pretty impressive filmmaking and knowing Ward and co-star Travis Betz, they obviously had a fun time making it. There's some clever dialogue, fun characters and some pretty crazy/shocking moments throughout. It's no masterpiece, but Ward does a nice job with the material and certainly put all he had into the film and it tured out pretty good.

    Labyrinth **** / *****
    I've seen this movie countless times, I grew up watching it and love everything about it, but it's been a couple years since I last saw it. It's of course got that great Jim Henson magic to it, with the amazing puppetry and very fun sets and situations. David Bowie rules as the Goblin King, equipped with big hair and big bulge, he chews up the scene and is great to watch. Sure, Jennifer Connelly is pretty good as well, but it's really all the monsters and creatures who are the main stars of the film. Magic Dance is always my favorite part of the movie, such a great musical number and fun to listen to. The fire gang used to freak me out when I was little, mainly when they started ripping off their limbs and threatening to rip off Connelly's.

    The Master *** / *****
    I'm a bit mixed on this one. Apart from its comparison to Scientology, I really didn't know anything about this before I saw it (I'd been avoding the trailers/news). While all of the acting was incredible, especially Joaquin Phoenix, I just really didn't care for the story and I found it quite boring and repetetive. It seemed like so much of the film was Joaquin feeling lost, looking for help, Hoffman tries to help him, then Phoenix gets in a fight and feels lost and looks for help. I much preferred Philip Seymour Hoffman's character and I would have preferred if the film focused more on him and the evolution of his religion, I wasn't really invested in Phoenix's character and felt he dragged a lot of the storyline. I'll give it another shot when it comes out to rent, but overall it wasn't what I hoped it was gonna be.

    Straship Troopers **** / *****
    I've seen this movie a ton of times, and I decided to listen to the commentary with Paul Verhooven, Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer and Neil Patrick Harris. I wish they had more commentaries with several of the stars of the film, because, like the other ones I've listened to in the past, this one was a lot of fun. They all obviously had a fun time working on the movie and had a lot of great stories to tell, and it's weird to find out about some of the locations they filmed at and how I've been to some of those places since living in LA. Of course, the movie is awesome, for some reason when the movie was first released in 1997 I thought it was fine but nothing special, but the past few years I've seen it a bunch of times and now I guess you could call it one of my guilty pleasures. I still think it's hilarious that it's on They Shoot Pictures list.

    American Beauty ***** / *****
    I've seen this movie countless times, I know pretty much every line , but I'd never listened to the commentary before. Well, it's a pretty good commentary, it's like typical director commentaries, some good trivia, but nothing terribly incredible. And of course Sam Mendes mentions that alternate ending a coule times throughout and it still gets me mad that they filmed that entire ending and they won't release it anywhere. I don't care doesn't work, it's a completely different ending and it would interest a ton of fans to see it. Anyway, as far as the film goes, I love it, and I'll admit, the movie came out when I was in high school, right around the time I was starting to take films seriously so, so of course I was one of those American Beauty fans who thought it was incredible and a revelation. Of course, I'm not like that anymore toward the film, but I still love it and I don't mind any of the praise the film got.

    Chopping Mall **** / *****
    Funny and preposterous 80s film about a mall that acquires new state of the art robot security who roam about the mall to protect the mall goers and prevent robberies when it closes. Of course, some of the mall workers decide hide out in the mall after it closes so they can party and fool around. And of course, something happens to the robots and they turn evil, shooting lasers and electrocuting everyone. If you read the premise of this movie and expect to see Citizen Kane, then you're in for a disappointment. Sure the movie's cheesy and crazy, but it's only like 75 minutes long and for what it is, it's fun.

    Cloak and Dagger *** 1/2 / *****
    Pretty fun film, sort of a Hitchcock movie for kids starring Henry Thomas as a kid who witnesses a murder and gets caught up in a spy scheme (or something like that). It's a fun movie, a nice concept and well executed. Dabney Coleman is great in a duel role as Henry's father as well as his spy hero. While it's a nice concept, like The Wizard and Nintendo, this movie is a big ad for Atari. For a kid's movie, it's got some dark moments/deaths, so I was a bit surprised. I never really knew about this movie before, and it probably would have been one I watched a bunch when I was younger had I known about it.

    The Exorcist **** 1/2 / *****
    I was lucky enough to catch this in the cemetery, the final screening of their summer viewing series. It was a fun experience, the cemetery was packed and everyone had a blast, I always love watching movies like this with a huge audience and everyone cheers whenever a classic scene takes place (and there were a lot of cheers throughout). However, the weird thing about watching this was I had seen Linda Blair literally a week before at Comikazee, and while I didn't talk to her, she came off as qute a bitch, so it was just weird seeing her in this a teenage girl, knowing she'll grow up to be devoted to animals and preventing anyone from taking a picture of her without paying. Anyway, the movie rules, and while I saw the horrible sequel for the first time earlier this year, the original is still great and has a lot of good scares.

    Nightbreed *** 1/2 / *****
    Since it's Halloween season I've been rewatching some of my favorite/weird horror films I own, so of course Nightbreed fits that category. Written and directed by Clive Barker, it's about a man who finds out about this underground community of monsters and he wants to be a part of it. So, after he gets killed by serial killer David Cronenberg, he becomes a monster an is accepted into the community. It's a weird movie, but it's mainly just an excuse for Clive Barker to have fun with a bunch of monsters. Sure, it's got its flaws, but it's an entertaining movie, and it's always a plus when you have David Cronenberg as the villain of the film. Some great makeup effects, decent deaths throughout, and a great finale, it's worth a look if you haven't seen it and are into Clive Barker/H.P. Lovecraft type tales.

    A Serious Man **** / *****
    I had this as some background noise while I was working on something else, but of course the movie is so funny and entertaining it easily distracted me. Such an odd but very fun cast, even the minor roles like Fyvush Finkel are great to watch. I was trying to think of my favorite moments in the film, like when the son keeps outrunning the bully or the student complaining about his grade, or the dream sequence when Richard Kind gets on the boat, but then I realized the film is filled with hilarious and memorable moments. And of course, the ending is perfect, a great example of a surprise ending that somehow ties everything together.

    Jarhead *** 1/2 / *****
    I saw this in the theater and I don't think I've seen it since, so I wanted to check it out again. Well, it's certainly got a lot going for it, especially the excellent cinematography, but it still has some flaws. I didn't really care much for the final act of the film, it seemed a bit too rushed, or rather, it didn't leave much impact on me. Regardless, Gyllenhaal does give a very good performance, a nice lead role for him, and he had some pretty memorable scenes, I particularly liked the scene where he yells at the fellow soldier who set off the fireworks.

    High Spirits ** 1/2 / *****
    I've seen parts of this but I never saw this from beginning to end. From what I've read, the producers sort of butchered Neil Jordan's vision, and while it has a fun premise and sort of a good cast, it's just not a very good movie. I guess since it was made during the high point of Guttenberg's career (hehe), he got a ton of screentime and unfunny jokes and thus kind of killed a lot of the charm that could have been. Regardless, it's got nice sets and score, but overall it's just pretty meh.

    Sushi Girl **** / *****
    I saw this film at Stan Lee's Comikaze and didn't really know a thing prior to seeing it. Basically it's the same kind of concept as Reservoir Dogs, a group gathers together after their failed robbery and try to find out what went wrong. The ensemble is pretty great, filled with a bunch of cult actors (Mark Hamill, Tony Todd, Noah Hathaway aka Atreyu, James Duval aka the rabbit in Donnie Darko) and it's basically a one location film (along with the flashback of the robbery). It's got a nice pace to it, it's always entertaining, and for a low budget indie film it's well made and has a nice style. While the concept is pretty familiar, it's well written and has some good twists throughout. It's worth checking out.

    FDR American Badass **** / *****
    I saw a midnight screening of this with the cast and crew in attendance and I had a blast. This was much funnier than I expected it to be and it's everything I hoped Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter would have been. Barry Bostwick plays FDR, the film begins with him and his friend hunting in the wood only to be attacked by werewolf Nazis. FDR is bit in the leg by the werewolf and contracted polio. Thus begins his lifelong fight to destroy all the evil werewolves and along the way he becomes president of the United States. The ensemble is a lot of fun, with Lin Shaye as Eleanor and Kevin Sorbo as Abraham Lincoln. Some pretty hilarious moments throughout, it's such a ridiculous concept. if you can't have fun within the first 5 minutes of the movie then it's not for you.

    Bridge on the River Kwai ***** / *****
    One of my favorite Best Pictures winners, it really is a masterpiece. Great storytelling, an awesome cast, and a lot of suspense. I still remember the first time I saw this movie when I was in high school, right when the whistling started I was hooked. The final 30 minutes or so is so much fun and exciting, it's perfect editing. I'll never get tired of this movie, it's so rewatchable. And I can't believe it's 55 years old.

    Orgazmo *** 1/2 / *****
    I haven't seen this movie in a long time, and I watched it again listening to the commentary by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and the rest of the cast/crew. Just like the commentary for Cannibal the Musical, Trey and Matt hate doing them so they get drunk with their friends and talking about the making of it, gradually getting drunker and drunker. I still prefer the Cannibal commentary (probably because I've listened to it more) but this is still extremely hilarious. The movie is pretty hilarious as well, as usual, it includes a lot of Trey and Matt's making fun of the Mormons. To be honest, I think I've only watched the movie once without the commentary, maybe I should check it out again as an actual movie.

    District 9 **** / *****
    I haven't seen this since it was first released so I felt like checking it out again. It's a pretty fun movie, a different take on the alien "invasion" concept and sort of told like a documentary. I forgot so much about this movie, it was pretty much like I was watching it anew. Cool makeup/special effects and good editing, it's a pretty original film. I'm still extremely surprised that it got nominated for Best Picture, it's just such an odd choice. Anyway, it's a good movie, I'm glad I watched it again.
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    LOL, Jeff. EPIC.

    And yay, Aaron!!! YAY!!! Great, great review, I'm glad you liked it so much upon first viewing, unlike me.

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    Yeah Gertrud for me was something I was admiring from a distance more than enjoying.

    I will definitely need to give it another go one of these days..
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    Werner Schroeter's The Rose King is a confounding, perilous watch. It has some of the most reckless, terrifyingly sickening, graphic imagery that I have ever seen in film. When I went to see this at the Lightbox, as I was purchasing my ticket, the box office receptionist voiced a disclaimer that it is intensely graphic, and I've never heard a disclaimer before a film, before. This is a film that takes OMGRED to levels never matched before. Tonally, this is a lot like Fassbinder (), and visually, it is a lot like Jarman (throughout, I kept being reminded of Caravaggio), but what Schroeter has accomplished here is something original, and exclusive to himself. This is not a narrative film: I have no idea what it is even really about, except for depression, self-loathing, and self-destruction. The film is full of Biblical imagery and motifs that I was ables to spot (symbolism of the crucifixion, lambs, hay, fire, images of Magdalena Montezuma functioning as a crying Madonna), but I don't quite understand how it ties into The Rose King's themes. Knowing, going into the film, that this is a requiem to Schroeter's dying muse Magdalena Montezuma, really helped me to feel the film's obsessive passion in a truly shattering way. So many scenes and images highlight this madness in a bombastic, operatic manner: there are images of her snipping the heads of roses, smearing paint on her face, and blotting out the images of entire paintings. As much as this was difficult to watch (and I consider myself, like most, pretty desensitized), it was a shattering immersion in this ambitiously artistic endeavour. I am stunned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTeague View Post
    And yay, Aaron!!! YAY!!! Great, great review, I'm glad you liked it so much upon first viewing, unlike me.
    Thanks, McT! I remember when I was first delving into Dreyer and mentioned it on here, you recommended I hold off on watching Gertrud. I did just that and it paid off beautifully.

    Quote Originally Posted by lazarus View Post
    Yeah Gertrud for me was something I was admiring from a distance more than enjoying.

    I will definitely need to give it another go one of these days..
    I'd love to hear your fresh thoughts on it whenever you revisit the movie, Laz. It's a stunner, but quietly, calmly, melancholically so. It snuck up on me, that's for sure.

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    I was definitely not expecting to like The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel as much as I did, but despite the cliches, what charming film. Wonderful acting all-around.


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    I'm thinking that The Birds might be the worst of Hitchcock's Hollywood movies that I have seen? I keep hearing that it is deceptively subtle, and that it improves on repeat viewings. But, to me, the birds are not scary, are such a random development, and and are without motivation. Characters in the film voice what the audience is thinking, wondering aloud why it is happening. The lighting and mise en scene is beautiful, though. I kind of loved Tippi in the first forty or so minutes, though! Her bitch face is LEGENDARY. Although, I laughed aloud at a shot of her staring off into space, with a bandage wrapped around her head lmao.

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service was a film that I enjoyed more than most other Bond films that I have seen, but I also have heard that it is one of the best Bond films, so I was expecting more. It is gorgeously mounted, and scored well. The acting is atrocious, though? George Lazenby was dull, and had the same damn expression on his face for the entire film, even when Teresa got shot. And, that ending was such a jarring downer: it's like all of a sudden, it decided to end as a melodrama! Also, I fucking love Diana Rigg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Giancarlo View Post
    I'm thinking that The Birds might be the worst of Hitchcock's Hollywood movies that I have seen? I keep hearing that it is deceptively subtle, and that it improves on repeat viewings. But, to me, the birds are not scary, are such a random development, and and are without motivation. Characters in the film voice what the audience is thinking, wondering aloud why it is happening. The lighting and mise en scene is beautiful, though. I kind of loved Tippi in the first forty or so minutes, though! Her bitch face is LEGENDARY. Although, I laughed aloud at a shot of her staring off into space, with a bandage wrapped around her head lmao.
    The birds attacking out of nowhere, without motivation, is kind of the point. One is left to ponder a more existential meaning. Is society/the town being punished? Specific characters? For what sins? Or is it just the randomness and blindness of mother nature?


    If you don't find them scary, then I guess the film's not going to have a visceral effect on you. I think it's pretty brutal, and the photographic effects work on them is astonishing, even today.
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    The thing I hate in The Birds is this random woman travels god knows how many miles, breaks into a house of a man she doesn't even know, and he's all cool with it.

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    I saw The Queen of Versailles yesterday.
    At first, it feels like a boring episode of Housewives of Whatever, but the gentle approach by the director pays off rather well, I think. In fact, the direction of this turns out to be rather miraculous as you get to the end of the film and enter complete sadness. Because the characters are fully developed and never only explained as caricatures, it is easy to be invested in this version of the American dream gone wrong.
    I wholly recommend the film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    I saw The Queen of Versailles yesterday.
    At first, it feels like a boring episode of Housewives of Whatever, but the gentle approach by the director pays off rather well, I think. In fact, the direction of this turns out to be rather miraculous as you get to the end of the film and enter complete sadness. Because the characters are fully developed and never only explained as caricatures, it is easy to be invested in this version of the American dream gone wrong.
    I wholly recommend the film.
    I really liked this. A lesser film would have been much more judgemental towards these people. As you said the characters are well developed and I left the cinema feeling as if I knew them. A striking comparison with the Real Housewife shows that only give their audience a superficial understanding of their characters, you may never know them even if the show is over several seasons (that being said I love the Real Housewives).

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    I really liked this. A lesser film would have been much more judgemental towards these people. As you said the characters are well developed and I left the cinema feeling as if I knew them. A striking comparison with the Real Housewife shows that only give their audience a superficial understanding of their characters, you may never know them even if the show is over several seasons (that being said I love the Real Housewives).
    The more I think of it, the braver (actrezZ!) I think it was. It would have been completely easy to just dismiss the Siegels as snobby a-holes, but there are more to them than this. Their lack of communication yet compassion for each other in the end is quietly heartbreaking.

    Too bad they sued the film maker for defamation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Giancarlo View Post
    I'm thinking that The Birds might be the worst of Hitchcock's Hollywood movies that I have seen? I keep hearing that it is deceptively subtle, and that it improves on repeat viewings. But, to me, the birds are not scary, are such a random development, and and are without motivation. Characters in the film voice what the audience is thinking, wondering aloud why it is happening. The lighting and mise en scene is beautiful, though. I kind of loved Tippi in the first forty or so minutes, though! Her bitch face is LEGENDARY. Although, I laughed aloud at a shot of her staring off into space, with a bandage wrapped around her head lmao.
    Fail, girl! As Laz says, the lack of motivation is the point and the greatness. Not only there’s a lack of motivation but also a lack of explanation and a lack of closure. The whole movie is built on the irrationality of it all, which is what makes it disquieting. And the lack of a closure makes it way more daring and intriguing than something like Jaws, Spielberg’s imitation of it.

    You can make allegorical readings, psycho-sexual readings (that’s also the point in the irrationality of the actions of this woman and the man who’s not scared at it), social readings, Biblical readings or any readings you want, but the movie remains cryptic and elusive, and yet deeply suspenseful and engrossing. It’s one of the first truly modern films to come out of Hollywood. As ambiguous as an Antonioni.

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    The Birds is the first modern porno.

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    The Fortune Cookie (Wilder, 1966) is one of the best movies by Billy Wilder, nearly on the level of “The Apartment” and IMO superior to, say, “Some Like it Hot”. Its only problem is a rushed ending that ends up feeling a bit too simple/simplistic because of it, although it’s far from a happy one. When the biggest dilemmas appear, instead of developing them Wilder cuts them with a quick resolution. Granted, the movie was already 110 minutes by then (it lasts 120 minutes) which is too long for a comedy, but it’s so good a comedy that I wouldn’t have minded it if we had had 20-30 minutes more to develop the last, most extreme twists of the events. Or, if the exposition part would have been shortened, lovely as it is in its detailed and relaxed pacing.

    In that sense “Some Like it Hot” may be better rounded, but “The Fortune Cookie” is stingier, more insightful and complex, and cinematically much more polished and refined. Wilder doesn’t get a lot of credit as a director, but I’d say few in this time, the late 50’s and 60’s, used the widescreen with such intelligence and elegance… I think Renoir and Welles would be proud of his use of the long take and deep focus, enhanced by a wider frame that allows even more movement and toying with foreground and background than the old ratio.

    I guess there was some anti-Wilder backlash after his second multiple Oscar hit, The Apartment, because otherwise it’s hard to see how comedies as brilliant as “One, Two, Three” and this one weren’t big splashes with either critics or AMPAS (BTW, I also happen to love “Kiss Me, Stupid”, but not as much, although I don’t care much about “Irma la douce”).

    It may look as if there’s not much more behind this film’s plot than a cynical “OMG the lengths they go for money!” that has been seen later in many films, but I think Wilder, as always, is looking further than that. As in “The Apartment”, there’s a strong sense of time and place that makes the movie work as a spot-on portrait of both the average American city and the morals and costumes of the 60’s economic boom in all of Europe and USA (plus, it incorporates civil rights era themes to underline that). And I already mentioned it, but there are points were the dilemmas faced by Lemmon reach Henry-James-esque proportions! Characters are caricaturised but not simplified, and it’s hard to not understand the reasons of Lemmon’s ex-wife, despite the way the film finally condemns her (part of why it feels rushed). And damn, it’s really funny.

    Oh, and Matthau fully deserved his Oscar win for this. He’s an actor that to me always seems to be “Walter Matthau”, with a screen persona so aggressive and unlikeable that I share some people’s bias against him (or a certain wish that other actor was in his place), but a lot of these quibbles of mine have disappeared with this film. It’s amazing how much he achieves with so little. Not that his character is incredibly complex, or anything, he’s a caricature even more than everybody else, but he makes the caricature with such ease, without any exaggeration, in such a lived-in and believable way that you truly believe this guy exists. He seems lifted straight from real life, and yet he’s incredibly funny and commanding in the way he portrays amorality with such confidence and gusto. Since now, one of my favourite acting Oscar wins ever.

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    Marlon Brando in Julius Caesar? I doubt I've ever seen such blatant Oscar category fraud. The film's running time is about 120 minutes, Brando appears 10 secons at the beginning and disappears. Then appears again 1 hours later does an speech of 10 minutes and disappears from the film. I would have love to see James Mason and John Gielgud's faces when in 1954 the nominations where announced and both (that are LEAD an deliver extraordinary performances) were snubbed and Brando's 10 minutes were nominated instead.


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    Eh, category fraud or not, Brando's is still the most memorable turn in Mankiewicz's great film. In supporting or in lead, he still was better than the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTeague View Post
    Eh, category fraud or not, Brando's is still the most memorable turn in Mankiewicz's great film. In supporting or in lead, he still was better than the rest.
    Ewww. Brando was the worst with difference. Imo, Mason, Gielgeud and Louis Calhern are in another level. I would agree that Garson and Kerr are even worst than Brando (especially Garson), but that's it.


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    Last night, I did a double bill of Stillman's Metropolitan and Damsels in Distress. I had seen Last Days of Disco years ago when it was released but had never seen Metropolitan until now.

    So first off, Metropolitan. I absolutely fucking ADORED this. It's so tightly focused on these insufferable (but charming) characters and their pathetically tiny scope on the world around them. I love the way each character's personality is instantly evident, but yet each one finds moments in the film to really expand. And the story, so tight on the group at first and then slowly disintegrating as they drift apart, and indeed drift right out of the city, is wonderful.

    Chris Eigeman rightly got some critical notice as the acid Nick, but I actually thought Taylor Nichols was best in show as Charlie, the self-styled intellectual of group. If there is a criticism to be made here, it's that the main two actors, Carolyn Farina and Edward Clements, are also the blandest.

    Damsels in Distress, then, was strange to watch. It's clearly been twenty or so years between the films, and here we are in modern times, and yet Greta Gerwig speaks as if she stepped right out of the previous film. As the anchor, I think Gerwig was incredible, her performance going far beyond the dialogue and stilted speaking style Stillman likes. It's a different kind of film than Metropolitan, more emotional and dark, not so perfectly superficial. Having just come from the high of Metropolitan it took me awhile to warm up to this one, where Stillman's intentions seemed a bit harder to pin down.

    After some thought, though, I think both films do great work to capture young people and their perceived place in the world. If Metropolitan exposed its young new yorkers s a bunch of frauds trying to channel the glamour of yesteryear with their tuxedos and rules of engagement, Damsels in Distress is much more bleak; it paints a picture of youth who have seemingly no idea of what to do. They still want to have rules and follow norms, but they are profoundly unsure of what those rules should be. And none of them, save for maybe Analeigh Tipton's Lily, really seem to see a future for themselves. When your ultimate goal in life is to start a dance craze (a really lame one, at that), you know you've got no hope.

    So i see Stillman as really souring on America and its youth here. metropolitan ends with an air of waking up; its heroes and heroines are maybe realizing that they've been living in a dream world and now they will have to start to live for real. Damsels has no such optimism, and I wonder if the absurdist ending was a reflection of that, to save the film from being a total downer.
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